Monsieur Gargouille,

What a marvelous city. With marvelous food. And marvelous people. I know what you’re thinking, how reductionist of me. What about the art! The fashion! The history! I will never know this city like you do. C'est la vie, Monsieur Gargouille. While you sit and mope, I’ll be down below, sipping a glass of marvelous bordeaux.

Farewell, friend.

Kristen